{"id":96,"date":"2007-12-29T16:11:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-29T22:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.doniscasey.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2007-12-29T16:11:24","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T22:11:24","slug":"the-happiest-year-of-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.doniscasey.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"The Happiest Year of My Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first time I&#8217;ve ever done this, but today I&#8217;m writing essentially the same post on this site and my Type M 4 Murder blog site as well.  The reason is that this is a singular day.<\/p>\n<p>Today is my birthday. I am 60 years old. I tell you this after long deliberation, Dear Reader, because I know full well that there is no longer the slightest possibility that you will ever again think me cool. Because if there is anyone considered less cool that a 60 year old white woman from Oklahoma, I don&#8217;t know who it is.<\/p>\n<p>I know that age is just a number, but I have to admit that I&#8217;m not entirely happy about the whole thing. I&#8217;m not best pleased by that the years have done to the outer me. I understand perfectly what Jake Johannsen means about waking up in the morning with sleep injuries. I mourn the fact that my perfectly peaked and tapered eyebrows have begun to resemble Andy Rooney&#8217;s. Norah Ephron may feel bad about her neck, but she doesn&#8217;t have jowls like Magruff the Crime Dog. If I weren&#8217;t so cheap and cowardly, I&#8217;d have some work done, so that my exterior self could bear some resemblance to my interior self, which is still twenty-five. I don&#8217;t appreciate the perception of me that seems to be growing among the younger set of a gentle little grandmother-type creature, because the truth is I&#8217;m actually quite fierce and rather dangerous. Outward appearance aside, the most alarming thing about all this is the realization that there is a lot less time ahead than there is behind.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress.<\/p>\n<p>My point, and I do have one, is not to bemoan getting older, because I&#8217;m more than happy to keep doing that for as long as I can pleasantly do so. My point is that this is going to be the happiest year of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Back in the year 2000, while browsing in a bookstore, I thumbed through a Capricorn horoscope book that gave a forecast for the upcoming decade, year by year. I don&#8217;t remember anything of what it said about the decade as a whole. But I do remember that 2008 was predicted to be &#8220;one of the happiest years of your life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was amused, but you&#8217;ll notice that I didn&#8217;t forget the prediction. If your day can be ruined by a curse, can it be uplifted by a blessing? How about an entire year? I don&#8217;t know what is in my stars, but I know what&#8217;s in myself. Suddenly it is 2008, and I think that I shall dedicate myself to making it the happiest year of my life.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no telling what will happen to me that I have no control over, but I do have control over what I make of it. So, bear with me, Dear Reader, and I will post my progress every couple of months as I live through one of my happiest years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first time I&#8217;ve ever done this, but today I&#8217;m writing essentially the same post on this site and my Type M 4 Murder blog site as well. The reason is that this is a singular day. 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